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| humiliation, motherto son by langston hughes, stars, 8th, abusive, gross, hilarious jokes, penis, me, ocweekly, ip address, silly, jessica, alternative, | Though the movie often treads into ditzy territory, the death scenes are treated with muchos respect -- they're all actually meant be scary, and many of 'em are indeed cringe-worthy. Murders include: saw to the neck, head-twist, gutting, under-boat spear celebrityhairstyles stabbing, harpoon shot to the dick, knife to the skull, super-powered bone-crushing thumb to the nose, ax through the door to the celebrityhairstyles stomach, toss out of a window, and amazingly enough, still a few more. Keep in mind, the amount of visceral crap celebrityhairstyles they'll show you during these kind of scenes was a lot more meaty back then than it became in Jason's future outings. Society shifts and the MPAA are more to blame than the filmmakers for that progression, but the The Final Chapter is still one of the last times they did the bad stuff the way we wanted to see it. |
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| Well gee, thanks for letting us into the deepest jessica corners of your warped little mind, Tommy. Though armed with a machete in case of any Jason sightings, Doug resists temptation to cut his tormentor in half. It's not really a death thing. It's a "he won't be able to shove more puppets in my face and oink" thing. The merit of any Friday the 13th flick stems from its death scenes. I'm pretty sure Shao Kahn jessica would give brutality points only to Friday the 13th Part II, but this chapter packs its fair share jessica of gore. Crispin, for example, takes a corkscrew to the hand and a meat cleaver to the forehead. Cool stuff. If you're the type who prefers a halfway decent onset special effect to an amazing CG creation, The Final Chapter is a great film to help remember a time when it took real ingenuity to make it look like Crispin Glover had a cleaver in his head. |
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