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ACTUAL, SWEAR THIS REALLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE CONVO:Jim: Why do I always strike out with women? Ted: ::taps knees:: Computer says you're a dead fuck. Jim: Dead fuck?! strap I'm not a dead fuck. Ted: Computer doesn't lie. Jim: Unnngahhhh I'm so horny. Yup, poor Crispin assumes the role of a strap "dead fuck," an undesirable moniker that sticks with strap him for the duration of the movie and somehow becomes the focus of nearly every conversation Jim or Ted take part in. Factoring the number of times "dead fuck" is overheard with the amazing business The Final Chapter did at the box office, I'd be surprised if the phrase didn't gain some steam as a real catchphrase. Hey, any of you who were old enough in 1986 to curse without giggling or getting punished afterwards: was "dead fuck" an in thing back then? If not, I've decided that time has no meaning, and will formulate a master plan to make "hey dead fuck" the most commonly spoken phrase since "man Sopranos sucks this season."
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