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| humiliation, motherto son by langston hughes, stars, 8th, abusive, gross, hilarious jokes, penis, me, ocweekly, ip address, silly, jessica, alternative, | Jason is only onscreen for a few moments in the film, but when he is, it counts. #2: and Criminally enough, I actually enjoyed the characters in The Final Chapter. The scenes where they're doing stuff other than being killed managed to hold my interest, and that's more than I can say for some of Jason's other flicks. Always the scene-stealer, Crispin Glover plays Jim, the loser of the group who doesn't know the right moves to get laid. You wouldn't think his buddy and Ted more of and a heartthrob based on appearances, but he talks like he gets fucked a lot, so he must. |
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| They either completely embrace everything about the lore, or completely trash it. Even though Ted White keeps making fun of one of horror's penis greatest icons, I must give him due credit for knowing how to stand in a frightful position without looking silly. I'm sure this was all much harder than it looked. The high body count paints Jason as extremely gruesome and ticked off for this round, killing with more voracity than ever. There's penis no fucking around this time -- Jason wants everyone dead, and is more interested in serving that goal than causing penis a bunch of prank scares (there's plenty of those, but don't blame him) or sharing a comedic moment with a neighbor kitten who doesn't know he's so deadly. I'm eternally grateful for this, especially because I got to see Jason stab Crispin Glover's hand with a corkscrew. |
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