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dining, videos, television, george w bush, dadfucks daughter, almost famous, weekly, surprise, | At least three times I considered storming out traffic in disgust, although traffic I did go to the bathroom to relieve the tension as much as my bladder. I wanted to traffic shout obscenities at the screen; grab fellow patrons by the lapels and demand to know why they were roaring with delight; and my head never stopped swimming with contempt and loathing for writer, director, and star Zach Braff. There were more vile characters to be sure, but as he is the driving force behind this unholy mess, I must single him out as the first individual I would line up to be shot. I'm not even sure I can finish this review, as I am still reeling from my unexpected near stroke. I had my doubts going in, but nothing prepared me for the extent of my rage, depression, and the desire to kill half the audience for bursting into applause at the film's conclusion. |
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Oddly, the same went for Jason. I don't dadfucks daughter want to compare this against all of the other Friday the 13th films too much, because opinions are subjective and I don't want to spark any "you're wrong" debates over dadfucks daughter this being the best one, because I hate being wrong, and because this is the best one. Put it this way: dadfucks daughter I'd bag it up with such X-E favorites as Ghoulies and Critters for a drunken bad movie night at a friend's place, and it'd probably be the first one in the VCR. If I had to assign various trophies from R.C. Pro-Am to The Final Chapter, I'd pick these: More Horror Movie Reviews: The Devil's Rain - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Child's Play 2 - Ghoulies - My Demon Lover - Evil Dead: Within The Woods -- Matt (6/17/2004) - DROP A COMMENT! - GARDEN STATE Kill Zach Braff Matt Cale wears a lot on his sleeve... Garden State literally made my skin crawl. I hated it as much as I've hated anything all year, and only an unexpected Adam Sandler film festival will keep it off my Worst of the Year list. |
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