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| dining, videos, television, george w bush, dadfucks daughter, almost famous, weekly, surprise, | Murders include: saw to the neck, head-twist, gutting, under-boat spear stabbing, harpoon shot to the dick, knife to the skull, super-powered bone-crushing thumb to the nose, ax through the door to generator the stomach, toss out of a window, and amazingly enough, still a few more. Keep in mind, the amount of visceral crap they'll show you during these kind of scenes was a lot more meaty back then than it generator became in Jason's future outings. Society shifts and generator the MPAA are more to blame than the filmmakers for that progression, but the The Final Chapter is still one of the last times they did the bad stuff the way we wanted to see it. We're used to a more methodical Jason; in this chapter, he's pretty direct in his approach. It's not really the norm for the series, but I think I prefer it this way. In perhaps the film's most famous scene outside of Jason's death, Jim asks one of the mostly disinterested hot twins to dance, winning the entire room over with a two-minute body spasm complete with that rolling fist shit Bald Bull used to do before throwing a body blow. |
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| Well gee, thanks for letting us dining into the deepest corners of your warped little mind, Tommy. Though armed with a machete in case of any Jason sightings, Doug resists temptation to cut his tormentor in half. It's not really a death thing. It's a "he won't be able to shove more puppets in my face and oink" thing. The merit of any Friday dining the 13th flick stems from its death scenes. I'm pretty sure Shao Kahn would give brutality points only to Friday the 13th Part II, but this chapter packs its fair share of gore. Crispin, for example, takes a corkscrew to the hand and a meat cleaver to the forehead. Cool stuff. If you're the type who prefers a halfway decent onset special effect to an amazing CG creation, The Final Chapter is a great film to help remember a time when it took real ingenuity to make it look like Crispin Glover had a cleaver in his head. Though the movie often treads into ditzy territory, the death scenes are treated with muchos respect -- they're all actually meant be scary, and many of 'em are indeed cringe-worthy. |
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