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(4 comments) 8-Bit NES Fantasy serious Baseball Dream Team READ MORE: Humor, McSweeney's, baseball, duck hunt, metroid, serious nes, retro McSweeney’s — a website so funny its editors should be brutally serious hobbled for the crime of not having an RSS feed — asked their columnist Rick Paulas to put together his fantasy baseball dream team. And after the orange flourescent fluttering of our Cheetos-saturated hearts, Rick has bravely stepped up to the plate and populated it entirely with 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System Characters. Here’s Rick’s pick for star pitcher of his NES All Stars. Samus Aran from Metroid Yes, she’s a woman. Yes, her history as a bounty hunter causes others to distrust her. Yes, her body suit might not be legal. But it’s all worth it. She has a fucking arm cannon built in. Literally. Right on, Rick! Let’s hope the team uniform will accommodate her bikini.
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