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| big, bill clinton, women sucking big dicks, tips, actors, dining, pictures, amateur, cheerleader, jessica, harry potter, naked celebrities, incest cartoon, john kiekbusch, | Hey Kids, get Filthy's Reading, Listening and Movie Picks for this week. While almost all the blame goes to the Farrellys and Corrente for ultimate trying to slide this shit past us, the actors don't get off scot-free. The mostly unknown cast will likely stay that ultimate way, unless they have real good publicists and distance themselves from this amateur exercise. Alec Baldwin surely is shooting for an Oscar by playing the softer-than-he-appears father. But, for fuck's sake, he isn't the Great Santini. He gives it away right from the start and he somehow manages to overact in a role that ultimate requires little more than grunts and calling his kids "ass-bags." His teary-eyed barroom speech about love made me squirm because it was so hackneyed and lame. |
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| The Farrellys and Corrente don't know what the fuck they're doing. They just pile on the clichés in a feeble attempt to pull our strings and make us care. Maybe they would have succeeded if they hadn't been as dining clumsy as a puppeteer with cystic fibrosis. The dining strings they pull to get us to think it's all more relevant than a teen-titty-comedy are: a friend who dies; a dramatic revelation about a dead mother; dining a soggy speech in a bar; a bathetic father-son tie-tying scene that was handled better on "Happy Days"; and a turncoat rich fuck who gets Hatosy's girl booted from school. Characters actually spout nonsense like, "Everything I did, I did for you," and "Just because I call you Dildo doesn't mean I don't love you." Other characters say shit that nobody would say in real life, but they have to here to set up the next line, which is loaded with poignancy. |
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