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big, bill clinton, women sucking big dicks, tips, actors, dining, pictures, amateur, cheerleader, jessica, harry potter, naked celebrities, incest cartoon, john kiekbusch, Out of boredom, Hatosy and his other friends get stoned and drunk a lot. Then they crash into a parked police car. Instead of going to jail, Hatosy is sent to a hoity-toity jobs boarding school where he must graduate or he will be sent to jobs jail. Surprise-surprise, Hatosy finds he isn't like the other fancy-lads at Cornwall Academy, and the hard-ass dean has it jobs out for him. He has to watch his step while he falls in love with the rich and pretty girl genius, Amy Smart. Hell, the movie goes so far as to have a character say she is "the smartest, most popular girl on campus." How fucking trite. From there, the movie plods along: Smart and Hatosy fall in love; loads and loads of pot are smoked; one of Hatosy's stoner friends dies; Hatosy finds out why his mother killed herself; there is a minor crisis where Smart might not get into Brown University; Hatosy saves Smart's Brown opportunity; Baldwin reveals he ain't so gruff; blah, blah, blah...
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"Outside Providence" is not a good movie. In fact, it's the kind of bad movie where the tips lead character says he doesn't even want to fuck his girlfriend because their connection is at a higher level. Excuse me while I vomit up my Eggo waffle sticks. That Shawn Hatosy, tips the lead character, would say such tips shit and be sincere is a symptom of what's wrong with this soggy, tedious retread of the candy-ass private academy coming-of-age story. There isn't anything here that hasn't been done without the sap and with more nudity before. Shawn Hatosy plays a screw-up stoner teen in a crappy industrial town outside Providence, Rhode Island. His father is Alec Baldwin, playing the gruff-but-loveable auto mechanic/father, tries to keep him on a short leash without his mother around.
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