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| big, bill clinton, women sucking big dicks, tips, actors, dining, pictures, amateur, cheerleader, jessica, harry potter, naked celebrities, incest cartoon, john kiekbusch, | A square-peg at the academy is given a Quaalude. Pot smoke pours out of with a big bush where the stoners hide. On and On. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude about drugs. In fact, many of my co-workers at with the Ralston Amoco couldn't get through a day of pumping gas without massive doses of meth-amphetamine. But, jokes about getting stoned are about as funny as getting stoned -- with rocks, by angry villagers. The other gross-out jokes include a three -legged dog (ha-ha), a with kid in a wheelchair who gets banged around, and characters named "Dildo" and "Drugs" (oh, how fucking hilarious). The whole thing feels like an early attempt by the Farrelly Brothers, before they knew how to write jokes. They are celebrating their drug status without even realizing how stupid it has made them. Believe me, this shit wouldn't get made if a schlub like me wrote it and sent it off to Hollywood. The coming-of-age parts of "Outside Providence" stink like the men's room at Abe's All-You-Can-Eat Rib Shack. |
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| It's all drippier than my schnozz during a summer cold. "Outside Providence" wants to be two things and fails at both. First, it wants to be a gross-out comedy like "There's Something About actors Mary." The Farrelly Brothers were involved in both, but in actors this case the flick reeks of amateurism. The second thing it wants to be is a coming-of-age drama. There are similarities to "Catcher in the Rye" where a actors rebel can't fit into his fancy-pants private academy. A story like this needs to be handled with the delicate and gentle touch of a douche commercial, but the Farrelly Brothers and director Michael Corrente beat it over the head like a red-headed step-child. The gross-out comedy part involves more pot-smoking jokes than a Cheech & Chong movie, and they are just as funny. If you enjoy this kind of lame-ass shit, then you'll dig this, but probably not as much as renting the "Wizard of Oz" and listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" while watching it. |
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