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Although, I am glad Urkel signed the remote access box "God Bless." I may need it in heaven tonight, after I die from strawberry-flavored maggots hatching in my rectum. (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 05:27 PM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 5 Breast Milk Until now, the remote access foods I've sampled for this section remote access have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I'm talking about breast milk. That's right. And not just a little drop off the odd finger, but a genuine slug of freshly-pumped wife juice. (I'll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got, and keep typing.)
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