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| mom son, magnolia, bestiality, insulting jokes, extreme, chubbychasers, perfect, comics, blowjob, lesbians, dns2go, harrumph, housewives, events, brother sister, maturebig boobs, 200, url cloaking, free, creampie, female, selected, femdom, invective, | Alas, my there is no turning back now. Despite the fact that I am a grown man with children, I'm off to go eat dog food. And what better way to have Beggin' Strips than in a Beggin', Lettuce, and Tomato Sammich! ********** ********** I'm back. And I'm sad to report that I did my not run around the house yelling "Bacon!" I did, however, run around the house yelling "Call 911!" GodDAMN my these are foul. Don't try this at home. I'm not sure it's safe, and I am sure your tongue may kill itself. While they were a little too artificially colored red to pass for real bacon, I was pleased to see they were not all the same shape. Similar to slices of real bacon, they each have their own curvy and shriveled identity. (Just like my aunts and uncles.) And somehow these Beggin' Strips also managed to smell just like bacon. Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs." |
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| Vol. 3 Beggin' Strips Beggin' Strips are bacon-shaped, bacon-flavored treats for dogs. In the commercial a dog runs around the house like a maniac shouting BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON! It's weird, because I do the exact same thing. Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail harrumph while harrumph he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. I know these snacks aren't harrumph made for human consumption, but while I was in the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn't too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting there all by itself. "MEAT". That's all it says... meat. Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point. |
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