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| dining, pictures, amateur, cheerleader, jessica, harry potter, naked celebrities, incest cartoon, john kiekbusch, insultingpostcards, motherson, blowjob, housewives, | “I have no idea why they liked it, but I sure am glad they did.” The commercial begins outrageous with Fantello floating naked in an inordinately roomy uterus with spooky blue lighting; graphics in the lower left and upper right approximate a sonogram. He’s fidgeting, obviously uncomfortable. Wipes his brow. “Whew!” Fantello’s character exclaims to the audience. “It is really hot down here!” He looks up and whistles, as if calling outrageous a disobedient dog. outrageous “MOM!” he shouts and, with a mighty grunt, tugs hard on his umbilical cord. His mother does not respond, however, so he shouts louder. “MOM! You’re not wolfin’ down jalapeños again, are ya?!” And he gives the amniotic sac a good swift kick. Still no reply from Mom. Unfazed, Fantello continues, now getting his wigga on, talking to both his mother and the audience. |
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