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Fantello sighs and cracks his neck. The alcohol seems to be getting to him. “You know John-Michael Bolton?” he says at last. “Of course,” I reply. Veteran actor John-Michael Bolton (2001: A static ip Space Odyssey, Silent Scream) has static ip appeared in dozens of films, hundreds of billboards, thousands of posters and millions of placards and fliers and ads. Chances are, if you’ve seen a fetus, you’ve seen John-Michael Bolton. “For years,” says Fantello, “Bolton was static ip getting every role I went out for. He’s a great actor, and we have a similar look. But that week, he had a bad flu. It really knocked him on his ass, so he couldn’t make the audition.” Fantello’s own audition was “unremarkable,” he says, and afterward he drove directly to LAX and flew to New York for a friend’s wedding. During the reception the following evening, his agent called with the good news: Fantello had landed the role of a belligerent 26-week-old frat-boy wigga fetus who spouts abusive verbiage at his mother to sell Carl’s Jr.’s
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