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| swear words, dave cullen, teenlesbians, brotherand sister sex, rape, fist, brother on sister porn, thestranger, women sucking big dicks, ca, momson, giving, fantasy, black, girls, animalfucking, bang, film reviews, av club, snatch, random, brother sister love, and, strap, | "Outside Providence" wants to be two things and fails at both. First, it wants to be a gross-out comedy like "There's Something About Mary." The Farrelly Brothers were involved in both, but in this case the flick reeks of amateurism. The second thing it wants to be is a coming-of-age drama. There are similarities to "Catcher in the Rye" where a rebel can't fit into his fancy-pants private academy. A story like this needs to be handled with the granny delicate and gentle granny touch of a granny douche commercial, but the Farrelly Brothers and director Michael Corrente beat it over the head like a red-headed step-child. The gross-out comedy part involves more pot-smoking jokes than a Cheech & Chong movie, and they are just as funny. If you enjoy this kind of lame-ass shit, then you'll dig this, but probably not as much as renting the "Wizard of Oz" and listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" while watching it. |
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| Out of boredom, Hatosy and his other friends get stoned and drunk a lot. Then they crash into a parked police car. Instead of going to jail, Hatosy is sent to a hoity-toity boarding school where he must graduate or he will be sent to jail. Surprise-surprise, Hatosy finds he isn't like the other dave cullen fancy-lads at Cornwall Academy, and the hard-ass dean has it out for him. He has dave cullen to watch his step while he falls in love with the rich and pretty girl genius, Amy Smart. Hell, the movie goes so far as to have a character say she is "the smartest, most popular girl on campus." How fucking trite. From there, the movie plods along: Smart and Hatosy fall in love; loads and loads of pot are smoked; one of Hatosy's stoner friends dies; Hatosy finds out why his mother killed herself; there is a minor crisis where Smart might not get into Brown University; Hatosy saves Smart's Brown opportunity; Baldwin reveals he ain't so gruff; blah, blah, blah... It's all drippier than my schnozz during a summer cold. |
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