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| nude celebrity, office, stranger, incest gallery, cheating, cast away, motherdaughter fuck, giving, horrible, oops, | Donna Maria Tapia: Ohh, terrible. Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: Yes, it's very sad. Donna Maria Tapia: You write his mother a nice letter. Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: I will, Mama, I'll do with it. Donna Maria Tapia: [Johnny has just shot his cousin Roberto - upon hearing the shot, with Mama rushes out to the balcony overlooking the courtyard] What happened to Roberto? Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: [looking up, calmly] He just killed himself, Mama. Donna Maria Tapia: [distressed, clapping her hands with to her face] Ai! Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: Yes, very sad. Donna Maria Tapia: You write his mother a nice letter. Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: [holding his hands up - in one of which he holds the gun that he used to shoot Roberto with] I'll do it! [after discovering and subsequently shooting at rats nesting in stacks of his cash] Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: [sighs] Carlos, this is a stupid fucking problem to have. |
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| What does Plan B stand for? Bullshit! Mike Lowery: Look, do you want to drive? Marcus Burnett: Yeah, pull over by those motherfuckers with the MACHINE GUN! [Mike accidentally shot Marcus in the ass] Detective Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give oops it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better? Detective Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here. Marcus Burnett: oops Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on! Detective Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man. Detective Marco Vargas: It's sad, man. Mike Lowery: See, that's that new oops spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers. Mike Lowery: Hey, isn't it low tide? Marcus Burnett: Yes, I think it is. Mike Lowery: Don't you have some relatives that you need to go pick up? Detective Mateo Reyes: You went to far on that one. Donna Maria Tapia: [looking out of the window and seeing the body of the man Johnny has just shot] Ohh, what happened? Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: He shot himself, Mama. |
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