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What? Yeah, okay, I knew you Pixies wouldn't let me get away with it - And Boston, too. Hell, if there wasn't very much of a comedy scene in New Orleans when I was crackz coming up it's because the funniest guy to ever live in the place had to pussy out and commit suicide on us. New Orleans could have been the funniest place in the whole wide world but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, John Kennedy Toole had to kill himself because the Pinheads in New Fuckin' York wouldn't give him crackz his Big Break! Nobody ever crackz goes into details - Guess it's one of those "Ya hadda be there" things like when old people start raving about how great "The Sid Caesar Show" was back in the fifties - but "John Kennedy Toole LIVE!!!" was a Gen-u-ine Laff Riot and having read "A Confederacy Of Dunces" I don't doubt it for one minute. His book sure is funnier than all the garbage by Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, and George Carlin cluttering up the Humor Section at Barnes And Noble. |
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