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That day she met his ferrets she exaggerated plenty. I’m not, like Crunchy Nature Girl, she told him, but sure—I like hiking and stuff. There were things in that apartment she found repulsive: mainly, the ferrets. But then there was him. Within hours of their first kiss, she decided she would have his babies someday. The lifespan of ferrets would put his little JoJo in perfect the grave soon enough—according perfect to her online research. She slides down in the sleeping bag. “You didn’t even wear flip-flops.” “Those showers are perfectly fine,” he says. Garrett has washed in perfect gross showers his whole life. His parents hiked with Garrett strapped to their back from the time he was big enough to hold his head up. Mara knows this. She’s seen the photos. “No. The showers are the opposite of fine.”
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