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| jobs, daughter, jack straw., anime, simpson, great, barbs, beach, 200, technology, vestax 07 pro, journal, tupac shakur, 50cent the massacre, nathan rabin, dirtyjokes, terrible, girl, dirty humor, remote access, bush, sports, savage love, hip hop board, | So to sum it keith phipps up, Dave is a fruitcake. Stay away from him at all costs-- especially if you are a woman with large breasts. He likes that. So stay inside, away from the singles bars, and for God's keith phipps sake girls, wear baggy clothes. To send a message directly to psycho dave-- Press 8333. MIKE SCHWALEN He's skinny and weird-looking, and has a certain quirkiness to him that just makes you wanna punch him in the face. He hangs out with Kyle Nutting (Also on this list) all the time. Apparently he doesn't feel that he looks keith phipps tiny enough, therefore he goes and finds the biggest, fattest man on the face of God's green earth to hang out with. Mike was involved with a few pretty blonde girls here and there, but they all dumped him off when he started dressing up like super heroes (Batman mostly) and watching pro wrestling 24 hours a day. |
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| To send a message directly to manly-breasted Kyle-- Press 8332. DAVE SCHLEIFER Dave is quite the popular man on campus. He is 6'3" with a small portion 200 of his face slightly mutated from an accident involving a chisel. He 200 employs his talented self at Simek's-- a chain of meatsmackers. He says that he goes to Carlson College to make himself sound cool, but it's actually just the University of Minnesota. What a loser. He once had an 200 entire section of his high school paper devoted to his alcoholism, though he denies every true word of it. He also likes puppies. In what way we do not know. Perhaps a personal problem. He claims to have once saved the world from some organization called D.E.C.A. I think it could possibly stand for Definite Evilness Causes Acne. He also claims that Jason "Lenny" Lennartson helped him, but when asked about it, Jason said that Dave is "chock full of bullshit and green pea-ness." |
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