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One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day. Stanley said, "Look, pal, only one sperm•~ greatest gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one." A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter greatest and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others. All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, greatest turned around, and began to swim back with all his might. "Go back! Go back!" he screamed. "It's a blow job!" ------------- A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night at dinner she does. About a week later she's back at the Dr. and says the pill worked great. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table.
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