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of, commentary, static ip address, film, columns, gaytwins, fat, sexual, squad, creampie, lohan, pissing, kookoo, fucking, gay, bang, video, | This is fucking serious." "To think that I was happy dick that Mom was e-mailing instead of calling ever since [Widmar's sister] Karen got her online last year," he added. "I didn't see the danger." According to Widmar, there's "no fucking chance" that Lillian will simply give the site a cursory look and never return. "Mom loves hearing every dick boring detail of her kids' lives," he said. "She'd want to know what I'm eating for dinner every night, if dick she could. This blog is like porn for her." "Come to think of it, why do I sometimes write about what I ate for dinner?" Widmar asked. Seeing his blog through his mother's eyes, Widmar said he knows there's no way the site can remain unchanged. "I know Mom will instantly become the site's most avid reader and most vocal fan," Widmar said. "As I write it, I'll think, "How would Mom feel about this?" Even worse, I'm sure she'll give the address to all our relatives." |
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"Really, the blog is just a record of what I think about the world and how I spend my fat free time," Widmar said. "In other words, exactly the sort of information fat that no 30-year-old wants his mom to have access to." "I know enough not to tell Mom that I'm seeing a girl until it's serious," Widmar said. "Now, she's going to know exactly who I hang out with, where I go, and what I spend my time doing on a daily basis. I am so in hell right now." "God, my links alone contain unlimited fodder for Mom's neuroses," Widmar said. "She'll have access to not only my life, but the lives of all my friends who have web sites. She'll have the names of all the places in Minneapolis where we hang out, which she can�and will�look up. With the raw materials in my blog, she could actually construct an accurate picture of who I am. |
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