 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| squad, creampie, lohan, pissing, kookoo, fucking, gay, bang, video, gangbang, | Mom Finds Out About Blog MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog. "Apparently, Mom typed [Widmar's employer] Dean Healthcare into Google along shocking with my name and, lo and behold, PlanetKevin popped up," Widmar said. "I'm so fucked." In an e-mail sent shocking to Widmar Monday, Lillian reported in large purple letters shocking that she was "VERY EXCITED :)!!!" to find his "computer diary," but was perplexed that he hadn't mentioned it to her. Upon receipt of the e-mail, Widmar mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother. "I don't have one of those sites that's a big tell-all about one-night stands and wild parties," Widmar said. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| "Ah...um...yeah," Buddy replied cautiously. His mother chuckled. "You're hoping there will be tons of attractive girls at the shore this time of year, aren't you?" his mother continued. "Yeah," Buddy replied. "Who cares about girls in bikinis?" he thought. "There's only one attractive woman I'm interested in." "I have to run down to the mall," he told his mother. Asses ass fuck thumbs apophenia :: making connections where none previously existed « social networks vis | Main | iTunes kookoo as fashion marker » November 13, 2003 mom finds out kookoo about blog I've always ranted kookoo about how there are two people that no one wants to have access to their digital presentation of self: mom and boss. Apparently, The Onion concurs. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
