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Speaking of crying, did I mention av club that Portman's character carries a Dixie cup so that she can capture Andrew's tears when he finally cries? Who the fuck would ever do something so bizarre and not expect to be hauled off to the loony bin? And has there ever been a quality film that featured two characters having a conversation in a tub while fully clothed? And I'll be fucked in the ass if I didn't av club see the main characters enter a room in slow motion while some catchy av club song played on the soundtrack. Hasn't this cliché been retired by now? What is it supposed to convey, anyway? That what we're about to see is so goddamn important that it shouldn't be rushed? Fuck man, I don't know where else I can go with this. I was so bored and revolted that only a temporary madness kept me in my seat. I felt dirty, violated, and fucked with, for is there anything more dishonest and impossible to endure than an empty vanity project masquerading as "indie art?"
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