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| eminem, shocking, horny, dirtyjokes, me, wet, best, criticism, stranger, motherson sex, unbelievable, motherand daughter incest, columbine high school killings, dns2go, writing, black, bbwfucking, bbs, party, | There's a shitload of bad dialogue sprinkled into their conversations, but it's usually funny stuff...albeit mostly in unintentional ways. Example: at the start of the movie, a doctor in charge of Jason's corpse puts the moves on an uptight nurse, who voices her offense with the end-all retort, "you're the Superbowl of self-abuse." They end up trying orgies to fuck anyway, and Jason ultimately rips the doctor's orgies head off before gutting the nurse with a surgical knife. Generally, when you hear something excessively stupid, the orgies character who spoke it is five minutes away from being murdered. A more famous example of the movie's misshapen script occurs soon after, with Jim discussing his female troubles with Ted on their way to Camp We're Dead... ACTUAL, SWEAR THIS REALLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE CONVO:Jim: Why do I always strike out with women? |
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| There's no fucking around this time -- Jason wants everyone dead, and is more interested in serving that goal than causing a bunch of prank scares (there's plenty of those, but don't blame him) or sharing a comedic moment with a neighbor kitten who doesn't know he's so deadly. I'm eternally grateful for this, especially because I got to see Jason stab Crispin Glover's hand with a corkscrew. party Jason is only party onscreen for party a few moments in the film, but when he is, it counts. #2: Criminally enough, I actually enjoyed the characters in The Final Chapter. The scenes where they're doing stuff other than being killed managed to hold my interest, and that's more than I can say for some of Jason's other flicks. Always the scene-stealer, Crispin Glover plays Jim, the loser of the group who doesn't know the right moves to get laid. You wouldn't think his buddy Ted more of a heartthrob based on appearances, but he talks like he gets fucked a lot, so he must. |
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