 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| blonde, random, slanderous, dan savage, mom mature son gallery, mother seduces son, sister incest, huge, dynamic dns provider, pissing, managed dns, 101main, kookoo, nine inch nails, celebrities, daughter stories daddy, eric cartman, | Just be glad I'm drinking moldy sock juice at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, the bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. That brother sister stories "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went in there she complained about it. Everytime I went in there I just had the urge to pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to brother sister stories crack open the bags and brother sister stories see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! Like fresh, sweet grapes. You know, there's an old expression that says In wine, there is truth. In this case, I could also make out some chunks and what appeared to be a severed foot. Then there was the "white" wine. This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| But then the guy wouldn't give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT! And I was all, "DON'T random FUCK WITH STEVE!" Yes. This is what we random should assume. As for random the White Prison Wine, it would contain: White grape juice and the moldy bread sock. No extra yeast added. For the requisite sugar, I went with some powdered drink mix, a few packets of ketchup and a handful of Tigger fruit snacks. Hmm... I can't put my finger on why, but I could swear these ingredients almost look at home in this garbage bag. It must be the lighting. (Incidentally, I realized I forgot to take a picture of this one with the grape juice, but then I remembered that's okay because... in Hell, this is all you get!) I knotted up the bags, poked a straw in the top as the recipe called for and tucked them away in our bathroom for safe keeping. If you're wondering why I didn't actually make this stuff in my toilet-- give me a break. I'm all too aware of my previous creations in that toilet. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
