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NAME: LT LOCATION: The Arsehole of the world. Satanic Affiliation: Beelzebub's drinking buddy As I lay down to masturbate I pray to eminem Satan for a soul to take From an asshole I'd love to beat Make Pat Robertson bloody meat. Amen eminem Fuckface, it's your turn to buy the beer. Name: luvsatan2003 Dear Satan, I kneel before you today to ask a for a small favor. I do not eminem ask for much nor am I expecting much, but please, hear my prayer. Pat Robertson's stomach is made of mortal flesh, like the rest of us humans. So, would it not be possible for Satan to put into the stomach of Pat Robertson a "knife" (which could also be substituted with "sword", "katana", "blade", "jackhammer") and for a "cock" to be inserted into said hole... and then finally the act of "sexual intercourse" be performed on this hole, thereby slowly and painfully retiring him? I'm sorry for all the good things I've done, and I promise I'll never do good again if you answer this. Thanks. Amen. Our very own Kamdine offers up his backwards prayer: Yes, okay to all that was said above, but...
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