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You'd think for a celebrity tie-in, they'd at least make bulletinboard half an effort to actually "tie" it in to something. Even bulletinboard if they just connected the loops together, I'd buy that they were supposed to be Urkel's glasses. In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bullshit. Well, it's cereal time, and I'm gonna go eat me a big bulletinboard ol' bowl of 1991... ********** ********** I'm back, and I'm not exactly sure how to say this, but... THE CEREAL IS STILL GOOD! I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's.
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