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“People have died from diseases picked up in those showers,” she said. “I’m sure of it.” When they first started going out, Mara breathed through her mouth ecards to keep from gagging while she held Garrett’s pet ferret. Garrett-with-the-ferret, her mother called him, always. “Well,” he says. “Be warned. You are lying here naked with a man carrying a potentially fatal shower fungus.” That day she met his ferrets she exaggerated plenty. I’m not, like Crunchy Nature Girl, she told him, but sure—I like hiking and stuff. There were things in that apartment ecards she found ecards repulsive: mainly, the ferrets. But then there was him. Within hours of their first kiss, she decided she would have his babies someday.
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